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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Down
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Nov 07, 2020

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Men
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Nov 07, 2020

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Night
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Nov 07, 2020

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

Myself
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Nov 07, 2020

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

Morning
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Nov 07, 2020

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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