- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.
- Drugstore
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- Nov 07, 2020
I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.
- Nov 07, 2020
I can't do impressions.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.
- Painting
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- Nov 07, 2020
My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of formal schooling - I feel like that's a nineteenth century term - but in terms of where you went to high school or college, or wherever, all that really is irrelevant, I have found, in comedy.
- Mostly
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- Nov 07, 2020
Improv is mostly what I've studied.
- Growing Up
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- Nov 07, 2020
Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'
- Enthusiasm
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- Nov 07, 2020
One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.
- Through
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- Nov 07, 2020
Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you start feeling the baby kick, you realize there's a person inside, and that pregnancy is very different from having a person you're responsible for for the rest of your life. I don't know what I'm doing, but then I have to remind myself no parent does, right?
- Exclamation
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- Nov 07, 2020
I joined an improv comedy group. Ours was named 'Quick Fire!' with an exclamation point. It was when I auditioned for that team and got on it and felt like... I'll just say I felt like I was good at it.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, are just not. I began to notice this at a pretty young age, and unfortunately, a lifetime of living - and not a little bit of regret - hasn't done much to convince me otherwise.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them.
- Always
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the back of my head, I always thought it would be great to become an actress on a sitcom.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of people ask, 'What's the best advice Tina Fey's given you?' But she doesn't, like, go about doling out advice - like, 'I've got another tip for you!'
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love, love, love, love, love, love Naeem Khan. Every dress he makes looks like it belongs in a museum. You put it on, and you feel like royalty.
- Characterized
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have given myself dork shivers so many times that I would be an outright liar if I characterized myself as anything other than a pure, utter, and unadulterated dork.
- Colors
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them.
- Queen
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have very sensitive skin, and so, whenever I can, I want to give it a rest. I'm, like, the moisturizing queen.
- Healthy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a little disappointed in myself because before getting pregnant, I resolved to do all these things during my pregnancy to nurse a healthy pregnancy. And so I'm finding in these final weeks that I didn't do any of them.
- Exercise
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I don't do some sort of exercise in a day, I do get in a terrible mood. That's always been true.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures in my life is going back and getting a second half-bowl. The first bowl is just the prelude.
- First Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a morning bird. I love getting up before it's light out if it's possible. I wake up, I have a black coffee. I'm an 86-year-old man. I try to work out first thing to get it over with. When I do it, I feel good because I have the endorphins all day.
- Tired
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're tired, you shouldn't make yourself exercise. Take a nap instead. It's about getting an appropriate amount of work and rest. I get very crabby if I'm not well-rested.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I look forward to physical activity; it's a release from stress and a nice distraction. It puts me in a better mood. I never used to take classes before, but then I tore my plantar fascia so I couldn't run. I started taking SoulCycle classes, which I know are polarizing. People have strong opinions. Even though I can run again, I still go.
- Chef
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My go-to is everything in a bowl like quinoa, avocado. Later in the day, scrambled eggs. I'm not a gourmet chef. I cook in bulk very well.
- Growing Up
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- Nov 07, 2020
Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraeulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'
- Fiance
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- Nov 07, 2020