- Nov 07, 2020
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- Living
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- Nov 07, 2020
Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point when I don't do this for a living - I'll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Christmas
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to meditate, but it's really hard for me to stay still. I'd like to try to force myself to do it, because everybody says how wonderful meditation is for you, but I can't shut my mind up. So patience and learning is the key.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
- Happiness
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- Nov 07, 2020
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
- Obstacles
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are what make us unique. And that's what I know for sure... I think.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistakenly thought that if I was famous then everyone would love me.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and managers will encourage you not to say what political party you belong to, what you eat, what you don't eat, who you sleep with and all that stuff.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020