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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Live
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
- One-Man
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I'm a one-man idiot.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Left
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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
- Funny
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Everyone
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
- Exploded
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- Nov 07, 2020
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
- Immigrants
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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.
- Lean
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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.
- Bottom Line
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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
- Nov 07, 2020
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
- Less
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- Nov 07, 2020