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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers; they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when you're alone and someone's voice is coming through their work. There's a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm really not big on nationalism, to be honest with you. I really don't think it gets people anywhere except near a pile of dead bodies. I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.
- Ethic
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- Nov 07, 2020
America's work ethic is non-stop; it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.
- Believe
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people who believe in whatever they were told, because they didn't seem to get out very much or be interested in leaving where they were. They just didn't seem that curious, and I find that a little hard to deal with.
- Something
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it's generally my fault and not theirs.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.
- Moving
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
- Nov 07, 2020
People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their eyes, walking into trees, opening the wrong door. They had no idea how to present themselves.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I'm more bewildered by modernity. It gets more unfathomable with every passing year.
- Facility
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- Nov 07, 2020
I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent decision-making, what to trust, what not to trust; key stuff - a perilous loss.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
As an Irish person, there's a historical fascination with America: America is the default green and promised land for Irish people and Italians; that's what we grow up with.
- Culture
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- Nov 07, 2020
America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.
- Drunk
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house.
- Joy
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- Nov 07, 2020