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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
- Three
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- Nov 07, 2020
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
- Losing
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
- Honor
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
- Learning
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.
- First
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
- Competition
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
- Gang
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- Nov 07, 2020
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm competitive at everything.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
- don't Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
- Gestures
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
- Modern
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- Nov 07, 2020
Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
- Green
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
- Die
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- Nov 07, 2020