- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doughnut Quotes
Sweet, funny, and occasionally medical comparisons.
Doughnuts turn up in unexpected places in these quotes, from postpartum recovery jokes to a spine injury described in painfully relatable terms. They pair nicely with our Baby quotes for more new-parent humor.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad was a baker, and we lived above the bakery, so I was always popping down to have an apple pie or a doughnut or a custard or gypsy tart: I had a very sweet tooth, and I think that that was what got me into doing what I do now.
- Bilateral
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- Nov 07, 2020
Four out of the five discs in my lumbar spine are ruptured, herniated fully. Think of a jelly doughnut being squashed, and it hits nerves, causing bilateral sciatica. And I have irreparable sacral damage. And I have peripheral neuropathy.
- God Help
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a minibar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak.
- Door
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's one thing, holding open the door for someone at a grocery store, or the library, or just about anyplace else. But the doughnut shop is a different thing altogether. This is a get-in-and-out-as-fast-as-you-can operation. There's no room for courtesy or chivalry here.
- Cruel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cancer is a cruel killer. It creeps up on us when we aren't expecting it. But cake is not cancer. A doughnut does not creep up on you.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.
- Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews.
- Extended
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- Nov 07, 2020