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- Nov 07, 2020
I was lucky to get the kinds of parts I wanted. I always said I didn't want to do anything my kids can't see.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wrote a little autobiography about how luck has to do with everything. It's called 'My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business.' A publisher came to me and said, 'Write a book,' so I did. I wanted to call it 'Everybody Else Has Got a Book.'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.
- Favorite
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite unknown movie is 'The Comic.'
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Mary Poppins' was one of the best experiences of my life.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to come up with a new number every week, and I told them that I think I'm a little past that stage.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sing and dance. That's my job.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020
'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the most fun I ever had and the most creative period of my life.
- Champion
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I said, 'Mr. Champion, I can't dance.' He said, 'We'll teach you what you need to know.'
- Moving
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- Nov 07, 2020
The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.
- Future
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've done had them. It was like doing a little play.
- Personality
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- Nov 07, 2020
Rob Petrie is who I really am - in personality and general ineffectiveness.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was a kid, I loved all the silent comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy, Chaplin. And I used to imitate them. I'd go to see a Buster Keaton movie and come home and try things out I'd seen. I learned to do pratfalls when I was very young.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never wanted to be an actor, and to this day I don't. I can't get a handle on it. An actor wants to become someone else. I am a song-and-dance man, and I enjoy being myself, which is all I can do.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
One day in '61, I was looking in the Santa Monica phone book for a number, and there it was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue in Santa Monica. I went over there and spent the afternoon with them. And pumped him with questions. I must have driven him crazy. I spent a lot of happy hours at Stan's house on Sundays just talking about comedy.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I get some budding young comic who'll come up to me and say, 'What was it like to do it in those days?' I try to be as gracious to him as Stan Laurel was to me.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I watch 'Al Jazeera.' They have news that you can't find anywhere else. They do great documentaries, too.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get little kids who recognize me from 'Mary Poppins,' and it just delights me because it's our third generation.
- Loner
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.
- Golf
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife, as proud as she was of me, hated show business for good reasons. There was something about the spouse always being pushed out of the way, shoved aside. She wanted to get away from it.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got into a Broadway show before I ever sang and danced. I learned how after I got in the show.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.
- Funny People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.
- Angel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.
- Emotionally
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- Nov 07, 2020
Emotionally, I'm about 13.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always been a bit of an orphan, because actors say, 'Well, he's more of a dancer.' And dancers say, 'No. He's really a singer.' And singers say, 'No. He's an actor.'
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.
- Insecurity
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've made peace with insecurity... because there is no security of any kind.
- Flying
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't even start dancing until I was in my thirties, and it was like flying.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
In Bernie Sanders, I see a man saying that the emperor has no clothes while everyone around him insists they see clothes. Whether or not he makes it to the White House, I hope and pray that everyone hears the alarm he is sounding now; it may be the last voice we ever hear.
- Dialects
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- Nov 07, 2020
Somebody sent me a British magazine listing the 20 worst dialects ever done in movies. I was No. 2, with the worst Cockney accent ever done. No. 1 was Sean Connery, because he uses his Scottish brogue no matter what he's playing.
- Nature
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's more in my nature to be optimistic, I think. I'm one of those people who gets up on the right side of the bed in the morning.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone should dance. And everyone should sing. People say, 'Well, I can't sing.' Everybody can sing. That you do it badly is no reason not to sing.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
The American people hit the streets and did something that the government wouldn't do: the Civil Rights Act. It didn't go down well with the corporate world.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
- Nov 07, 2020
Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl.
- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
- See
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- Nov 07, 2020
But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.
- Everybody
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- Nov 07, 2020
But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.
- Generation
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- Nov 07, 2020
I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying.
- Four
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have four children and I have seven grandkids.
- Fall
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved to fall down.
- Good Movie
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never made a good movie.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're denying that they are addicted, say it's stress this, it's this, it's that. But I - it's - I think - I really believe there is a gene. Some people become addicted and others don't.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old nightclub partner passed away, Phil Erickson down in Atlanta. He - I owe him everything. He put me in the business and taught me about everything I know.
- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to be a radio announcer.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show business. I didn't move in show business circles, particularly, still don't do it.
- Habit
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.
- Kids
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- Nov 07, 2020
My kids are so much better parent than I was.
- Now
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- Nov 07, 2020
My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show.
- Dear Friend
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, a guy from my home town, a dear friend who we just lost a couple of months ago.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was the first time we won an Emmy, that the show won an Emmy. That was a big night.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was working after school and weekends. I did the news; I did everything. I did - played records.
- Nov 07, 2020
So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence.
- Late
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- Nov 07, 2020
Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.
- Little
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- Nov 07, 2020
We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of the week and we'd our little show. Most of the ad- libbing happened during the week on the show.
- Laughing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't work with my brother without laughing.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like 'The Office.' I particularly like the British version with Ricky Gervais. Of course, I liked the 'Seinfeld' show a lot. I thought that was an awfully good show.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I did a 'Golden Girls' once, which shot in front of an audience, and that went well. I had a good time. But I need an audience, for comedy at least.
- Hang
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandfather if I hang on!
- Depression
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- Nov 07, 2020
My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
As wonderful as they were, my parents didn't teach me anything about self-discipline, concentration, patience, or focus. If I hadn't had a family myself, I probably never would've done anything. Marriage taught me responsibility.
- Exercise
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill for me. He left me his bow tie and derby and told me that if they ever made a movie about him, he'd want me to play him.
- Astaire
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- Nov 07, 2020
I asked Fred Astaire once when he was about my age if he still danced, and he said 'Yes, but it hurts now.' That's exactly it. I can still dance, too, but it hurts now!
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Once you get the kids raised and the mortgage paid off and accomplish what you wanted to do in life, there's a great feeling of: 'Hey, I'm free as a bird.'
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked like fun.
- Help
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- Nov 07, 2020
Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020
I played a killer twice. Once on 'Matlock,' on Andy Griffith's show, I got to play the killer.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020