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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Guy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.
- Horse
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- Nov 07, 2020
First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't believe in the power of words.
- Nov 07, 2020
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
- Nurture
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- Nov 07, 2020
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
- Eating
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
- Eaten
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
- History
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
- Daughter
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- Nov 07, 2020
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I actually like talking.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
For us as writers, it's really important to have songs we believe in - even before sometimes we shoot a scene. If we have a song that's so perfectly designed for a scene on 'Rescue Me,' we'll play it on loud speakers during the shooting. It helps the cameraman and it helps the director, and it helps the actors know what the feel is.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I'm not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.
- Been
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.
- Easter
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done with the character. If we'd done a sequel to 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' what would that have been like? But for the most part, you try not to think of that, because it's just going to break your heart.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.
- Problems
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- Nov 07, 2020
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up.
- Hockey
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to be a hockey player. Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. I was terrible in school and actually said, 'I'm going to be a hockey player.'
- Grief
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- Nov 07, 2020
Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.
- Ice
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think we're going to carry the 'Ice Age's up to 'Ice Age 15,' which means basically they'll be in the present decade.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.'
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Technology is changing, so the viewership is getting broken up. My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except 'FX makes the show that I see on my computer.'
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my experience in series TV, if you have a good crew and a great cast, it's going to be a great group - similar to the theater where it's a bunch of people who are really talented and go to work each day and challenge each other, and if you are lucky enough to get a hit then it's five or six or seven years of this kind of work.
- Going
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought, 'If these guys can do it, then so can I.'
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dropping kids off at daycare because they want to go out and spend the day golfing or getting their nails done. You know what I mean? That's not why they invented daycare.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it.
- Hockey
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- Nov 07, 2020