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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Guy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.
- Horse
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- Nov 07, 2020
First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't believe in the power of words.
- Nov 07, 2020
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
- Nurture
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- Nov 07, 2020
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
- Eating
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
- Eaten
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
- History
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- Nov 07, 2020