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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Nov 07, 2020

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

Drive
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Nov 07, 2020

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Holding On
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Nov 07, 2020

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

He
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Nov 07, 2020

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Hate
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Nov 07, 2020

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Nov 07, 2020

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.

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