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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love my jokes.
- Higher
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- Nov 07, 2020
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say 'their life' I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.
- Appreciate
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- Nov 07, 2020
America, I appreciate you liking me.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
- Hardest Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
- Joke
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
- Hear
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- Nov 07, 2020
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
- Famous
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.
- Introspective
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- Nov 07, 2020