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- Nov 07, 2020
Among the many things that have slipped up on me while my back was turned are all of these challenging and well-manicured public courses that have sprung up across America with elegant bars and restaurants.
- Golf
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- Nov 07, 2020
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
You must remind yourself at all times that the golf ball is nothing. It's an object. It's something to be swatted and sometimes lost and not even looked for.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a club pro and all, a guy trying to keep up with golf's modern technology, I hadn't found much time for Internet dating, but then one day I knew I'd met the girl of my dreams when she replied to a comment I'd made on You-and-Me.com. She said, 'I love it when you talk equipment to me.'
- Golf
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- Nov 07, 2020
The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole in his life played downhill, gradually or severely, and normally was downwind as well.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nobody can make a putt that breaks to the right. It's unnatural. Unless you're left-handed, of course. Standing over a putt that breaks to the right can actually make you dizzy. I've long thought that right-breaking putts are a major contributor to mental and physical ill health.
- Car
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- Nov 07, 2020
First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack combining what's best of the Frito and the Cheeto. Then I found out it was me. On a laptop. At the U.S. Open. Having fun.
- Fun
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- Nov 07, 2020
The PGA Championship, last of the majors each year, might well be accustomed to having fun poked at it by the print press for being mired in August, but this isn't fair.
- Herbert
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes, then you know an 18-hole round of golf shouldn't take more than three hours out of your day - there are other important things to do.
- Dwight
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- Nov 07, 2020
Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
Prescott Bush was himself a president of the U. S. Golf Association at one time - 1935 - before he became a U.S. senator from the state of Connecticut.
- Planet
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
You count a man's U.S. Amateur titles after he starts winning professional majors. That's something any intelligent golf writer with a sense of history is supposed to know.
- Becoming
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- Nov 07, 2020
The U.S. won the majors 29-11 in the 1980s. That's when Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus were carrying the ball, and when Seve Ballesteros was becoming a Brit in the minds of English and Scottish journalists.
- Casual
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- Nov 07, 2020
The ocean-bordered southern part of California has always been a place of Hollywood make-believe, casual opulence, suntans and jewelry.
- Back
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis Ouimet handy, here's what you do: You send an aging Jack Nicklaus out in the last round of the Masters and let him kill more foreigners than a general named Eisenhower.
- Manners
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners.
- Gentleman
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- Nov 07, 2020
Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles.
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020