- He
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Game
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game.
- Me
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I went to my dad when I was 17 and said, 'I want to be a country music star.' Which every dad loves to hear. And he said, 'I want you to go to college.' So we had a discussion. And I'm pretty stubborn. I'm a lot like him. And he said, 'If you go to college and graduate, I'll pay your first six months of rent in Nashville.' So he bribed me.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a hands-on dad.
- Everyone
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone's inspired by Brando. When I started acting, my dad showed me 'On the Waterfront,' and I thought, 'That's the coolest guy I've ever seen.'
- Father
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- First
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I literally started from zero; I had zero subscribers. I remember my first subscriber - I was so excited, and then I looked, and it was my dad.
- Home
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I want any excuse to come home. My dad is not a spring chicken any more. If anyone says, 'Go buy a postage stamp in London,' I'll go and do it.
- Like
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's a doctor, and he'd watch 'Grey's Anatomy,' and he'd be like, 'This is not okay. This isn't what it's like.' And we're like, 'Shut up, it's not about that. That's not why we're watching it.'
- Farms
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.
- Long
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
It was a long time ago: I was 13, and my dad actually sent photos to two different agencies of all of my family, and I had no idea.
- Music
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My mom was a dancer, my dad's a singer and I've always had that kind of music in my life.
- Born
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and he grew up in Israel. I've been there twice, once as a baby and once when I was 15.
- Me
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Not much shocked me. You know, I worked in a home for Alzheimer's patients and my dad used to be really into murders and stuff, so I saw dead bodies. It desensitised me to a lot of things.
- Loved
- |
- Nov 07, 2020