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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
My overwhelming memory of being a child is the huge amount of love I felt for my mum. She was my everything, because she was both my mum and my dad.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad built houses and when they were sold, he moved on to a new town, so I know a lot about my native state.
- Makeup
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was about 12 and first started wearing lipstick, my dad would ask, 'Are you wearing makeup?' I would say back, 'You're wearing more makeup there than I am!'
- Father Figure
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's not a very intimidating father figure.
- My Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad let me figure out what I wanted to do on my own.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama believe that the problems that exist in our country can be solved by Washington, D.C. My dad believes that the problems in the country are Washington, D.C.
- Minister
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a Methodist minister.
- Nov 07, 2020
My dad used to work in the theater as a stage manager, production manager, and lighting designer.
- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's Australian.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
We'd just go to church and sing. My dad would get me and my sister Doris, and we would sing together. I sung the harmony, and my sister Doris took the lead.
- End
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- Nov 07, 2020
All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.
- Dating
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
- Nov 07, 2020