- Mom And Dad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
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- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a good dad and a fair husband and I work quite a bit. That takes up a fair amount of time.
- Friend
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a working mother. She worked for IBM. My dad lived in another town - not very far away, but another town. So food was - I guess food was my friend.
- King
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- Nov 07, 2020
After you've watched your dad beat the crap out of Charlie King or some other bad guy in about forty movies, you pretty much always said, 'Yes, sir,' and meant it.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad didn't wear the guns unless a report card came in that he didn't particularly dig.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in a family of piano players. Both my sisters were serious players, and they both, as they became more accomplished, aspired to buy a Steinway and asked my dad to buy a Steinway.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't measure up to the standard he set.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I spoke Spanish when I was three, and then Maltese. I love dictionaries. I like foreigners. My dad moved every year before I was 14, and I learnt to like abroad. I'm not scared of change.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad served in two wars has been flying airplanes for 60 years now. He was certainly quite an inspiration.
- I Was Born
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was born in New Jersey but grew up mostly in Florida. My dad died when I was 8.
- John
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm Dad at home, not John Kani.
- High
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in Alaska, okay? My dad graduated high school and went straight to the mountains. He had $300 and staked a claim. He didn't even have enough to put a title on the land: just had the records that he bought before he moved.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020