- Awarded
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
College Quotes
Campus memories, good and bad.
This college quotes page includes fond memories of campus theatre and teaching, alongside blunt admissions of having hated school. See our College Life quotes for more.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- New
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
When I started in the press there were really ink-stained wretches. Not everybody went to college. Now, everybody at the New York Times and the Washington Post and Salon and Slate, most of them have Ivy League educations.
- Nov 07, 2020
At one point in college I was so shy that I'd drop out of a class if asked to speak in front of other people.
- College Students
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
The best math lesson we can teach college students this year is to subtract a tuition increase and benefit from the dividends of higher education.
- Back
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
When I attended Emerson College in Boston, it was confined to the Back Bay, but now it has taken over a lot of Boston, which is great.
- Help
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
In my college years, I worked as a union labor organizer. I was just one of the many workers trying to do my part to help the community.
- Options
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My college options were nil.
- Parents
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I went to college as an economics major because that was the easiest major that could still please your Asian parents, and then, much to their dismay, I became a stand-up comedian.
- Out
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Thanos came to me while I was taking a psychology class in college after coming out of the service; the ol' Thanos/Eros concept.
- Gulf Coast
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I was very fascinated with meteorology at a young age. I lived on the Gulf Coast and hurricanes blew through there. That is the class I failed in college: meteorology.
- Garden
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I first came to the Garden when I was a sophomore in college. The old, old Garden.
- Dying
- |
- Nov 07, 2020