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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Interesting
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Nov 07, 2020

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

Nov 07, 2020

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

Humor
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Nov 07, 2020

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

Face
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Nov 07, 2020

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a real thinker, but I suppose people might beg to differ.

Way
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Nov 07, 2020

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

Being
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Nov 07, 2020

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.

Big
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

Poetry
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Nov 07, 2020

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

Crazy
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Nov 07, 2020

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

Nov 07, 2020

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.

Money
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Nov 07, 2020

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

Mind
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Nov 07, 2020

The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking people to pay. You don't play an instrument. You want people to pay to hear what's in your mind. You don't have low self-esteem. You might have other problems.

Everybody
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Nov 07, 2020

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

New
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

Nov 07, 2020

My name has zero value.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.

Class Clown
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Nov 07, 2020

I was a class clown.

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

Job
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Nov 07, 2020

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

Mind
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Nov 07, 2020

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.

Going Crazy
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Nov 07, 2020

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

Nov 07, 2020

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

Laugh
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Nov 07, 2020

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Feel
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Nov 07, 2020

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can't sustain it.

Guns
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Nov 07, 2020

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

America
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Nov 07, 2020

I've been to Japan, I've been to China, I've been to Africa, I've been to the Middle East, I've been to Europe a little bit. I've never been to South America.

Everyone
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Nov 07, 2020

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

Days
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Nov 07, 2020

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

Much
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Nov 07, 2020

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

More
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Nov 07, 2020

The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

I like guy stuff.

Job
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Nov 07, 2020

If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I'd have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn't give up writing material.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

Place
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Nov 07, 2020

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

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