- Nov 07, 2020
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- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
- Give Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
- Give Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
- Challenge
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
- Line
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.
- Handsome
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
- Bad Taste
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- Nov 07, 2020
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
- Accomplishment
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- Nov 07, 2020
My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
- Dolphin
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- Nov 07, 2020
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
- Change
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
- Living
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
- Cleveland
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- Nov 07, 2020
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
- Hard Work
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
- Elephant
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- Nov 07, 2020
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
- Dying
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
- American Audiences
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- Nov 07, 2020
The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020