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Christmas Quotes
Quotes for the warmth and wonder of the Christmas season.
Christmas brings together family, gift-giving and quiet reflection, and this collection has quotes for all three moods, from festive one-liners to more thoughtful lines. Want something shorter for a photo? Try our Captions page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
Christmas and a cappella - what we learned really, really well is that they go extremely well together.
- Point Of View
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- Nov 07, 2020
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was 14, 15, 16, I was wearing 'Edward Scissorhands' and 'Nightmare before Christmas' stuff. I saw 'Sleepy Hollow' a dozen times.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother would give my brothers and me a pile of catalogues and let us pick what we wanted for Christmas.
- Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
The year I turned 16, I spent the weeks before Christmas dropping hints to my parents about how much I wanted - no, needed - my own transportation.
- Buildings
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most of the soap operas always use the Christmas special to kill huge quantities of their characters. So they have trams coming off their rails, or cars slamming into each other or burning buildings. It's a general clean-out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yep, I'm a geek. Ever since I got the Millennium Falcon for Christmas in 1978. And I still have it, in perfect condition, just without the box... but I still play with it!
- Office
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- Nov 07, 2020
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.
- Nov 07, 2020
The worst gift I have ever gotten on Christmas is going to see Tim Allen in 'The Santa Clause.'
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- Nov 07, 2020