- Nov 07, 2020
Champagne Quotes
Bubbly wit for toasts, jokes, and champagne problems.
These quotes range from the sincere ('I thrive on cheese and champagne') to the sharply funny, including the classic line about sham friends getting real pain instead of real champagne. It's a small collection with a big personality, in the spirit of Big quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Boat
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue.
- Hit
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- Nov 07, 2020
Getting hit on by both genders is such a champagne problem.
- Hands
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- Nov 07, 2020
When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids.
- Orchestra
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- Nov 07, 2020
One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.
- Nightclub
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020