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- Nov 07, 2020
They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A.
- Ethic
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Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida.
- Guilty
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If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there's just so much material about. On the other hand, if you have a family it can be depressing.
- Begins
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One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb.
- Anger
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My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.
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I'd love to see a good script of one of my books, in these years of animations and comic book sequels, and had so many written over the years, but none quite clicked.
- My Own
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Unfortunately, I don't get to read nearly as much as I want because I'm always working on my own stuff, either the novels or newspaper columns.
- Great
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Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page, the writing is so original.
- My Own
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When I'm working on a novel of my own, I try to read mostly nonfiction, although sometimes I break down and peek at something else.
- Good
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I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence or passage.
- Life
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The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happens in real life.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
- Morning
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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't get past the third paragraph you've wasted your energy and valuable ink.
- Greatest
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