- Live
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Bruce Vilanch Quotes
Most Famous Bruce Vilanch Quotes of All Time!
We have created a collection of some of the best bruce-vilanch quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Bruce Vilanch Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about.
- Like
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee.
- Different Kinds
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees.
- People
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world.
- Nov 07, 2020
I do a lot of screen re-writing.
- Nothing
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made.
- Laugh
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.
- Hate
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I have one rave 'New York Times' review framed next to a flop 'Los Angeles Times' review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show. That's what happens. They love it, they hate it.
- Evening
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everybody who wins, there are four people who don't. As the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and then they are bitter.
- Know
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'
- Nothing
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how it is put together. It's like nothing else on earth. I'm writing a book about it, but I have to throw in my sexual escapades to make sure it sells.
- Auction
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
My assistant says I'm an eBay auction waiting to happen. I have a very large collection of T-shirts... about 4,000 now. Maybe I'll pillage it someday. I have resisted the offers to do a line of T-shirts.
- Got
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.
- Heart
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
When AIDS hit, lots of people banded together to take care of each other and do what the government wasn't doing. When you grow up Jewish, as I have, you learn that everybody hates you, no one's going to help you, and you have to take care of yourself. That's a great maxim to the gay community, and we took it to heart; we took care of our own.
- Never
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
Musicals have clearly gotten more physical. You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics.
- Gay
- |
- Nov 07, 2020
I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of us are already in it, so of course we want the legal benefits.
- Moment
- |
- Nov 07, 2020