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Awkward honesty turned into good humor

These booger quotes turn small, embarrassing moments into honest, funny reflections on self-consciousness and public awkwardness. For more lighthearted commentary, see the Dysfunctional quotes.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Nose
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Nov 07, 2020

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Quotes by Tre Cool

Inside
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Nov 07, 2020

But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.

Quotes by Leah Remini

Looking
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Nov 07, 2020

I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at me and kind of whispering and pointing. Finally, I went, 'Is everything okay? Did I do something wrong? Do I have a booger on my face and no one's telling me?' I'm just not used to it.

Quotes by Atticus Shaffer

From worrying about appearances in public to joking about what really matters when it comes to personal habits, these lines find comedy in everyday embarrassment. Browse Native quotes for more candid, humorous sayings.

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