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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

Crowd
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Nov 07, 2020

I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.

Koreans
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Nov 07, 2020

Koreans are hilarious.

Family
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Nov 07, 2020

You gotta understand, there are two different kinds of Asians - the kind who are good at school, obey their parents, go to college - that kind of stuff. And then you have my family - me, my brother, all of my cousins - we're just wretched people.

Found
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Nov 07, 2020

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.

How
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.

Favorite
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Nov 07, 2020

I have many favorite vacation destinations, but my favorite destination is Maui.

Quality
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Nov 07, 2020

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

Like
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Nov 07, 2020

I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I like Columbus, Ohio, because it's Pleasantville for real. They have the nicest white people I have ever met, and I mean that!

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I guess I am in handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm... average?

Got
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Nov 07, 2020

When 'MADtv' got cancelled, I didn't work at all - for three years.

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I think I am against stereotype. Generally, Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm hoping that, over the years, people will come back to 'MADtv' and think it isn't that bad. We had some really talented people on there.

Never
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Nov 07, 2020

I never wanted to be road comic.

Only
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Nov 07, 2020

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.

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