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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumbfounded that people call me dirty. That's only because I did family television.

Down
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Nov 07, 2020

I had enough therapy to know when I broke it down, it became clearer to me: Yes, comedy was kind of a cleansing thing for me to do.

Man
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Nov 07, 2020

Now I've literally become neighborhood watch. I call 911 on people. I'm the old man driving 25-miles-per-hour down Sunset.

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

Comedians' first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It's their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It's also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

I've met so many remarkable people so far, coming up through stand-up all these years, who just aren't alive anymore. Because they are dead. Some really great people who helped change my life and career, people like Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson.

Blessing
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Nov 07, 2020

As soon as I go into a dark subject, like discussing the people I've loved and lost, I off-road into absurdist comedy perversion. It's both a means of protection and a kind of denial, a blessing and a curse. Wait, it's not a blessing at all. I guess it would be a bad habit and a curse.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

I think things just happen to people. That's healthier, I feel, than believing there's some grand scheme where your story is already inscribed in the Book of Life. Books get rewritten.

Connected
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Nov 07, 2020

There's just something about the audiences in Detroit that I've always felt connected to. Detroit is different.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

The whole thing for me is that I did 'Full House' and 'America's Funniest Home Videos,' and I look like a dentist, and I'm a dad. Being known as a dirty comedian turned into this weird thing. It's people's image of me.

Entertain People
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Nov 07, 2020

Like with any good art form, if you can entertain people and make them think, it's an honor. It's just an honor to be a comedian.

First Things
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Nov 07, 2020

One of the first things I ever did was 'Critical Condition.' That was before 'Full House.' It was a Richard Pryor movie. I didn't have a giant part, but I was in it throughout. I loved the heck out of it.

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