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Joke
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Nov 07, 2020

When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you're out on the end of the plank.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

Family Background
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Nov 07, 2020

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

Nov 07, 2020

I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

Silly
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Nov 07, 2020

Don't be silly and don't waste your time.

Difference
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Nov 07, 2020

Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

Marriage
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Nov 07, 2020

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Indifferent
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Nov 07, 2020

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

Over
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Nov 07, 2020

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

Job
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Nov 07, 2020

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

Heavy-Handed
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Nov 07, 2020

There are some actresses that can't do comedy; it's too heavy-handed.

Home
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't have a stack of scripts that, when I get home, studios are clamoring, saying, 'Has Bob read ours yet?'

Humor
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Nov 07, 2020

I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.

Imagine
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Nov 07, 2020

I have no intention of retiring; I can't imagine not doing stand-up. That's where I started and where I'll be.

Door
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Nov 07, 2020

Don Rickles and I are best friends. I know that might seem strange to those who know Don only by reputation, but somebody has to be his friend. Just to make sure I don't forget, Don gave me a doormat that sits just outside the front door of my house. It reads: 'The Newharts: The Rickleses Best Friends.'

Now
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Nov 07, 2020

I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.

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