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Small organ, big punchline.

These quotes find humor in an unlikely subject, comparing a small bladder to a hummingbird's or letting a dog's needs set the entire morning schedule. For more lighthearted honesty, see Age quotes.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Feel
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Nov 07, 2020

I get up when I feel like getting up. That's the deal I've made with myself: I can stay in bed as long as my dog's bladder holds. The other half of that deal is that once the dog is walked, the very next thing I do is write. It's mechanical. It's programming, very nearly brainwashing.

Quotes by Tara Westover

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Quotes by Stephen Fry

Cinema
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't drink in the cinema because I have a bladder the size of a hummingbird.

Quotes by Joshua Oppenheimer

Difficult Things
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Nov 07, 2020

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

Quotes by Jean Kerr

People
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Nov 07, 2020

My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.

Quotes by Bob Schieffer

Building
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Nov 07, 2020

Building a solid organ like the liver in the lab is different and harder than with an organ like the bladder because solid organs are very vascular.

Quotes by Anthony Atala

Better
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Nov 07, 2020

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!

Quotes by Allan Sherman

One quote pushes back on hospital staff who assume losing a gall bladder means losing your mind too. Explore Because and Better quotes for more wry takes on the body and aging.

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