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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Bad Mood
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
- Nov 07, 2020
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
A real job is a job you hate.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
- Milk
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- Nov 07, 2020
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
- Sometimes
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
- Practice
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- Nov 07, 2020
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's always better to leave the party early.
- Doll
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- Nov 07, 2020
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Green
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- Nov 07, 2020
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
- Conversational
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- Nov 07, 2020
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
- Genius
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- Nov 07, 2020