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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
- Next
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- Nov 07, 2020
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do unto others, then run.
- Nov 07, 2020
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery.
- Joy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working.
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would be to be that man. He was surrounded by pretty girls, he obviously got more money than anyone else, and everyone loved him.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his name.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little interest.
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- Nov 07, 2020