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Most Famous Bathroom Quotes of All Time!

We have created a collection of some of the best bathroom quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

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Nov 07, 2020

These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom.

Quotes by Booger McFarland

How
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Nov 07, 2020

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Quotes by Bob Hope

Nov 07, 2020

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

Quotes by Billy Wilder

Got
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Nov 07, 2020

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.

Quotes by Becky G

Nov 07, 2020

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush.

Quotes by Audra McDonald

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Quotes by Arthur C. Clarke

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate to simplify the fittings and, thus, lowering the cost.

Quotes by Arne Jacobsen

Government
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Nov 07, 2020

The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.

Quotes by Ann Coulter

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

There were eleven kids, and we all shared a bathroom. It was enough to drive us all insane.

Quotes by Alice Ripley

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