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Asparagus Quotes

Short lines on a vegetable people can't stay neutral about.

Few vegetables split opinion quite like asparagus, and these short quotes range from open affection to gentle ribbing about someone's cooking. Chef Mario Batali is far from the only public figure with something to say about it.

The tone here stays light, treating a simple vegetable as a source of small, quotable moments rather than a serious subject. Readers who enjoy this kind of understated humor may also like the K 12 quotes page for a very different setting.

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