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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.
- Moderation
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- Nov 07, 2020
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
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- Nov 07, 2020