- Nov 07, 2020
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- Quicksand
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- Nov 07, 2020
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
- Nov 07, 2020
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
- Mixed
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- Nov 07, 2020
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
- Light
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
- Celebrate
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- Nov 07, 2020
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around.
- Memories
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- Nov 07, 2020
I found out I'd spent my whole life believing things that weren't necessarily accurate. My sisters' memories of certain events are entirely different from mine.
- Exactly The Way
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being in the hospice didn't work out exactly the way I had expected. By all rights, I should have finished my time here in mid-March 2006 - at least, that's when Medicare stopped paying.
- Choose
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is one thing to choose to go into a hospice; it's another thing to get on the air and tell everybody about it.
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
Becoming eighty is a matter of life or death. I chose life. It is a much better position to be in, and it's easier on your back.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was put on earth to make people laugh.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men and women cannot live by bread alone. They must also tinkle. Show me someone who has no trouble tinkling, and I will show you a happy and rich person.
- Pressure
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- Nov 07, 2020