Allan Carr Quotes

Most Famous Allan Carr Quotes of All Time!

We have created a collection of some of the best allan-carr quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Allan Carr Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Charley
|
Nov 07, 2020

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

Blame
|
Nov 07, 2020

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

Nov 07, 2020

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

I Think
|
Nov 07, 2020

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

Go
|
Nov 07, 2020

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

Me
|
Nov 07, 2020

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

Meeting
|
Nov 07, 2020

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

Old
|
Nov 07, 2020

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

College
|
Nov 07, 2020

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

Like
|
Nov 07, 2020

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

First
|
Nov 07, 2020

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.

Love
|
Nov 07, 2020

I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me.

Frustration
|
Nov 07, 2020

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

Elton John
|
Nov 07, 2020

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

Go
|
Nov 07, 2020

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

Be Happy
|
Nov 07, 2020

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle.

Never
|
Nov 07, 2020

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.

Guys, we are trying to share Unique Allan Carr Quotes, so you will not get to read the same things again and again on our website. You can also share your favorites on Facebook or send them to a friend who loves to reading quotes.

Famous Topics

Top 10 quotes