- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
- Nov 07, 2020
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
- Mirror
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
- Once
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- Nov 07, 2020
You only live once, except for Shirley MacLaine.
- College
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- Nov 07, 2020
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
- Declaring
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- Nov 07, 2020
Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that 'I want to convert.' Asked why he would become a Catholic, after living all his life as a Jew, he answered: 'Better one of them should die than one of us.'
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.
- Ma
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- Nov 07, 2020
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020